1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's boat, unless it has a bigger bar and a smaller price tag.
  2. Landlubbers are like barnacles: best scraped off before they slow ye down.
  3. Always remember, starboard be right, or it be a mighty fine swim to that buoy.
  4. The wind shall always blow in the most unhelpful direction, unless there's rum involved.
  5. Sunscreen be sunscreen, but the best tan comes from sailin' with yer shirt tied to the mast.
  6. Seasickness be a myth, it's just the ocean playin' a little practical joke on landlubbers.
  7. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed sea shanty to drown out yer mate's singin'.
  8. A knot ain't just a pretty thing, it's also a handy way to keep yer pants from sailin' away.
  9. There's no shame in a man overboard drill, unless ye end up overboard yerself.
  10. Remember, the only smooth sails are the ones ye iron. Embrace the chaos, me hearties!