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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's boat, unless it has a bigger bar and a smaller price tag.
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Landlubbers are like barnacles: best scraped off before they slow ye down.
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Always remember, starboard be right, or it be a mighty fine swim to that buoy.
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The wind shall always blow in the most unhelpful direction, unless there's rum involved.
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Sunscreen be sunscreen, but the best tan comes from sailin' with yer shirt tied to the mast.
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Seasickness be a myth, it's just the ocean playin' a little practical joke on landlubbers.
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Never underestimate the power of a well-placed sea shanty to drown out yer mate's singin'.
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A knot ain't just a pretty thing, it's also a handy way to keep yer pants from sailin' away.
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There's no shame in a man overboard drill, unless ye end up overboard yerself.
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Remember, the only smooth sails are the ones ye iron. Embrace the chaos, me hearties!